She Said The Darndest Thing

Post-Party conversation with Angeline, the cheeky six-year old:

Ange: "Tito Jobert, why aren't you and Tita Cherry married?"

Jobert: "We are married! Your Tita Cherry is my wife."

Ange: "You're only married if you have a baby. But you have no baby so you're not married."

Me: "We're not ready to have a baby yet that's why."

Jobert: "Don't worry Ange, your tita Cherry and I will make a baby tonight, ok?"

Ange: "How will you make one?"

Angie's mom: "Angeline, stop asking those questions, please."

Jobert: Hmmm...

Angie's mom: "Tito Jobert, ssh!"

Jobert: "When you're a bit older I'll tell you everything, ok?"

Ange: "When I'm twenty?"

Me and Ange's mom chorused: "Yes!"

Jobert: "No!"

Ange's mom: "kaw tito Jobert, bad influence ka talaga."

We all burst out laughing.

Angeline looks confused. Poor sweetie :)